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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

What is a hive of xenomorphs?

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What contributed to the popularity of The Beatles' song 'Yesterday'? Was it due to its simplicity, lyrics, or other factors?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Ancient fossils show how the last mass extinction forever scrambled the ocean’s biodiversity - The Conversation

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Is it possible to start a small scale domestic BPO (Call Center)?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

No go.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

What are some reasons why some people may be against stay-at-home dads or working moms?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

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