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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:56

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
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Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
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